I told myself if this isn’t Chip Skylark im going to unfollow… but you never disappoint.
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!
James: Lily’s pregnant
Remus: are you serious?!
James: damnit Remus we talked about this
*sirius falls through wall*
Sirius: NO BUT I AM
Sirius: wait what
Gemma Arterton, photographed by Dusan Reljin for ELLE France, Aug 2014.
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
Great Photography by Elene Usdin. This is a perfect combination of style, light, space and humans.
Elene Usdin started out as an illustrator for books and magazines in France, and for broadsheets such as The Boston Globe, the Washington Post, and the New York Times, in the US. Her interest in photography started in 2002, after buying a new camera. Thinking that it was the best way to experiment and create with full control, she commenced by taking self-portraits.
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY